sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

(via shirushu)

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everythingroosterteeth:

kennylicious501:

team-loveandstuff:

22aug93:

omg

THEY ALL JUST COLLECTIVELY YELL “NOOO”

WHAT PODCAST IS THIS FROM A THOUSAND HUGS TO ANYONE WHO CAN TELL ME

OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST SHIT MY SELF LAUGHING A+++

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regalrebellion:

apeturemurder:

thepivotsxxd:

I wasn’t ready for that.

I don’t think anyone was ready for that.

(via shirushu)

aduhm:

"free samples!"

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iamokaybymyself:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a bisexual actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

Queerception

(Source: repllicunt, via themuffinman1227)

fans: thanks for letting us play women and men!
bioware: not a problem
fans: but can we not have underwear grinding?
bioware: inquisition will have tasteful romance scenes
fans: hey can we play as different races again?
bioware: yes, in fact have an extra race
fans: can we ride the bull as any race??
bioware: sure, why not? it'll be hard but we can do that
fans: hey, ubisoft, can we play female assassins?
ubisoft: omG CA N'T BE LI EVE U ASK uS thIS H,,O?W MAKE niPNOPS REndeR PR oPER ND DO tEH JIGGLY WIGGLy CAmE ?! OUT 4 GUD TIEM HONEstLY,.. feEL SOOOOO attACKE D

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm, via vinnytron)

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

(via jeanlikesitupthebodt)

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

(via vinnytron)

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

(via jeanlikesitupthebodt)

cloysterbell:

I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.

(via land-of-curses-and-quartz)

mamamantis:

my political views are *gathers a bunch of trans teenagers into my arms and hisses at u* leave us alone

(via afaerys)

ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

(via marlluxia)

morthils:

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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